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LOSER top 5 in Finland
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Because of the many pleas from public
we release the loser top 5 in Finland,
though only a shortened version. It
goes this time like this:
1. Revolution
2. Bloodsuckers
3. MJH
4. Neutral Zone Crackers
5. Finnish Force
!!! BEWARE, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE !!!
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A Little advertisement:
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Your opportunity: all Finns who want
to change their 3M or TDK(double sided)
disks to my single side high quality
disks are very warmly welcomed to
write to this address:
TWS
Viertotie 9
74300 Sonkajarvi
Also finnish money is welcome!!
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Some jokes
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-Grendel to an other person: -I never
forget the day I was born.
-What happened??
-I cried like a child.
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Never say to woman that you are not
worth of her. Let it be a complete
surprise to her.
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-Why do you drink so much?
-I have lost my memory and I drink to
forget it.
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Two drunkards were driving home
after a good evening. The driver saw a
phonebooth and said:
-I have to drop in there for a while.
After he returned he said:
-That was a damned fine place for a WC!
There was even a telephone there!
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